For Lirio, with thanks for making me smile!
"Home Hardware" redefined...
One day when I was shopping
a bargain I did spy
for when it comes to hardware
there's more than meets the eye.
I thought my tools were adequate
for every household task.
Who would want a larger one,
and for what? I had to ask.
But when it comes to shopping deals
what girl can pass them by?
So I bought myself a huge new tool
which I'm afraid to try!